brought to you by the unmom.
of course, twisted slightly by yours truly who decided to add a timer so you can see just how awesome random i actually am...
60 seconds! aaaaand....go!
hey fat jesus, can i have your man-purse!?
a steam vac has been sitting in my living room for months. my floor continues to be stained, and yet the vac sits, unused, neglected...
sarah jessica parker never ever needs to move to the country. flannel does nothing for her nose.
the theme for clifford the big red dog is playing non stop in my head. i think maybe all the noggin songs replay in my head throughout the day...
please.stop.the.madness.
someone please inform me why the cutest fucking dress at gymboree had to be 36 fucking dollars? for a dress for my 6 year old!? are you kidding me?? and it was ON SALE!? i will never ever again feel bad for my wal mart/toys r us clothing purchases! EVER. and if you think less of me for this, i don't care.
*...muttering about 36 dollars for a fucking dress for a 6 year old...*
why oh why does my daughter think ketchup, peach syrup (from a peach can), water, and yogurt is "science"??
let's not forget to top it with "e-z cheese" *le sigh*
so there's this girl. & i miss her tons...i love you still!
ok...geez...haiti...i get it...
i mean, i care, but...don't we have our own shit to worry about? economy, job security, social security, ummm...etc...yeah...just sayin. enough's enough.
whoa...is my hair out?
...rick-a-rick-a reverse...
why is everytime i turn on the tv it's something about the jackson 5?
i thought we were over this shit?
are we really supposed to care that obama sent his first presidential tweet? oh, i'm sorry i shouldn't assume that's annoying to everyone. i shall rephrase: am i really supposed to care that obama sent his first presidential tweet?
is the president tweeting part of his job description? i am so picturing him in the oval office with his nose in his cell phone and a stack of unemployment figures on his desk.
who would download an app to prohibit texting whilst driving?
p.s.: avatar rocked. so i heard. i shall try to watch it today for the 2nd time & hope i don't fall asleep. again. lol
would you pick your child's gender if you could?
im on a sound diet. if it sounds good...i eat it.
i'm dyin: june 30th, people. june 30th.
yeahhhh thinkin' that's about all i got...
