the entire fam went to target last night. we went to go get the ladies a new webkinz, sir g some turtlenecks, and look for matching bedding for my ladies' room. but hellooooooo people, 'tis halloween time. and what does every target have that is like a magnet to every freak-child in the neighborhood?
yes. halloween town. masks, paints, costumes, graveyards, and talking, push-button activated butlers that have scared countless children shitless whilst their parents shop...or come up behind them to scare the bejesus out of them while sticking their hand near the cackling witch.
i love how no matter what mask lady n has on, she is always "growling" with her claws raised. from bert...to the joker....to the creepy bug eyed guy.....rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
then i took lady o to go look through some stuff to find a camera for the girls to share so that they lady n will stop stealing mind. when i came back to sir g & lady n i found this:
umm hello. my birthday is next, wild child. then it's yours. then it's christmas time! gee willakers!!!
as soon as i turned the corner, i caught her doing this!:
as if we needed anymore encouragement! i'm sure my taking pictures didn't help! so i had her put everything back by process of elimination: moon sand or dora princess? dora princess or doodle pad? doodle pad or bathtub shave kit? etc...until we reached bathtub shave kit [she chose that over like 6 of the remaining toys in the cart.] she was ok and then it was shave kit or camera? sad face time. lots of whining and crying at this point.
i finally got that whole issue handled and we were looking at bedding for their bedroom. alas, she tried again...and she has no clue i got this picture...and to just show how much she wanted the pillow down there i'll have you know, we never purchased it...and she never even noticed it was missing!
