not me monday...

*le sigh* i couldn't figure out the links. so you get to get the diva version of promoting mckmama without her copy and paste introductory feature. this not me monday idea was fashioned by the baby loving mckmama over at mckmama's. whew. that wasn't too painful was it? apparently she has these super-cuuuuuuuute buttons you can copy and paste, only every time i try i get a pop up message saying i'm not special enough for the copy and paste feature to work in giving me the button code. sweeeet.

this week i most certainly did not:

• rewash a load of clothes twice because i completely forgot about them twice and by the time i remembered they needed to go into the dryer they were already mostly dry. twice. nope. because i'm the supermom who often forgets doesn't forget to move the clothes to the dryer!
• use hamburger buns for my ladies' lunches for school because i ran out of bread and was not going to run to the store @ 5 am. i was wasn't packing halloween colored oreos into their lunch boxes to make up for the lack of 9 grain bread either. because i would never want my ladies to be so excited about orange cream colored oreos that they wouldn't even notice their sandwiches were made with hamburger buns! nope. definitely not something i would do.
• shove baking sheets into the oven when my doorbell rang this weekend. because i most certainly do not have new neighbors and most certainly would never hide dirty dishes in the oven because it's a convenient way to do a "quick clean" when someone drops by unexpectedly!
• fall asleep in the car on the way to the fair and may or may not have drooled. if i had, what in the world was that? i mean we left at ten am. we went to eat. and then we - aha! it was because we ate wasn't it? nevermind. hypothetical mystery solved.
• haggle for an ou phone case when i could have easily gotten one @ any number of locations right around town. but because it was le faire, that did not make some kind of difference in my mind.
• approach random people at the store yesterday and ask their opinions on an ensemble the catalogue i put together before purchasing. because i don't do the whole stranger thing. people intimidate me. and i would never-ever-ever-approach someone i don't know. especially when i already know i look absolutely fabulous! =)
• make the mistake of short cutting through bathtime. i did not stick both my ladies in the shower together and this did not resort in a puddle of 1 & a half inch water on the tile. this did not soak the towels that they did not leave haphazardly hanging off the rack therein requiring either a.) new towels or b.) drying the towels. i did not make up option c.) air drying.
• stay up until 3:30 am watching desperate housweives [omg the end made me bawl!!!] and the season finale of drop dead diva [omg deb/jane! please just tell grayson! puhhhhleaseeeeee!!!?!] taking care of the biggest sick baby in my abode: sir g.
• wait until 3 am to clean up my kitchen and change the load in the dryer. hahahahahaha!
• actually enjoy sleeping in the back bedroom in the peace & quiet.