...diva...

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i laugh too loud. i sing all the time. i cry easily. i've been told i have the oddest sense of humor. ever. yes, i'm the one in the movies laughing when no one else gets it. the only time i dance is for my kids. they love my "rubber dance!" remember in school when you use to shake your pencils til they looked all bendy and rubbery? yeah, it's like that! ha! i stay up late and wake up early. i see a therapist who helps keep me straight and making good decisions. i do not speak to my mother and think this is great! I am moody, opinionated, emotional, intelligent, and empathetic. i love all things girly but mostly shoes, and have a bizarre infatuation with the following: lady gaga, celine dion, stacy london, britney spears. (how the heck does that even make sense?!) oh yeah and i am addicted to my iPhone.

YES I AM ALREADY MADLY AWAITING BREAKING DAWN!!!!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

random tuesday thoughts




i found this on some other ladies page. she is the un mom! and she is superfantabulastic! so go check her out. she does this weekly post called random tuesday thoughts.

i liked it. so i did it. but i'm going to limit myself to a time frame because i can get pretty deep into randomness. so i'm going to give myself 60 seconds to jot down the top random thoughts going through my head at this moment. i'm setting a timer and whether i stop at 60 seconds or not...well you'll never know so...

let the wild rumpus randomness start:


chocolate sounds mighty fucking good right now.

one of my clients walked in today with water all over the back of her pants. i hope it was water.

i adore my new scarf. but going to old navy is going to be very bad for my health.

i got up and got that chocolate.
i'm now eating it.
yummm.

i'm currently googling "12 step programs for google addicts." i'll post what i find.

i need a good week-long nap.

i painted my ladies' fingernails teal today. i just got an e mail from her teacher saying that her fingernails were distracting her. teal fingernail polish. holy wind sweeping down the plains what was i thinking?

i need to clean up my workstation.
i paid 2 dollars for a "free" dress day. what the fuck?

i look haute in my brown turtleneck. just a warning.

i am going to starbucks after work to try every flavor that i have seen you people blog about in the last week. i have had starbucks a total of big fat 1 times in my entire life and it was a delish mint chocolate chip thingy with a double shot of whatever. i don't even remember the week before or after. i simply remember minty goodness.

maybe i should just order a double shot of whatever?

people think i'm stronger than i am. just let me fucking cry, ok?

i hate dora. [enough said]

i just popped a piece of white chocolate in my mouth and was not prepared for white chocolate. it's like when you take a big fat drink of orange juice and you end up with milk. immediate spit out.

my computer monitor is now covered in white chocolate.

i have a dance move. it's called rubber legs. yes, i have danced it in public. yes, it made people laugh and clap...not because it's a kickasstastic dance move, but because it was funny & entertaining.

does anyone really know what a "ham steak" is? because i don't. and i think i prefer my steak in a form that doesn't dispute that it came from a cow, made it to the steak house grill and needs no sauce in order for me to gobble that shit down.





7 delights:

Love To Shop Mom said...

GREAT Random! i hate white chocolate and dora too!

Kelz World said...

that cracked me up!

Cassie said...

I like your random thoughts better than the Unmom's. HaHa

Love To Shop Mom said...

if you email me i can talk to you about my blog design! i can help ya if you want! lovetoshopmom[@]yahoo[.]com

thanks for the comment and link!

emotional diva said...

awwwww Thank you Cassie!!! I'm a little biased but I thought mine were intensely random. i think it may have been the timer?!

ha!

@ love to shop mom: do you yahoo message? i'll e mail you @ add you to messenger. you are soooo welcome. your blog is adorable.

ModernMom said...

LOL You do great random!

When you go to Starbucks you must try:
Pumpkin Spice Latte

Chi Tea Latte!! The best:)

Thanks so much fo stopping by my blog today and following:)

Alice in Wonderland said...

I HATE white chocolate too! Surely white chocolate was just invented for babies? But now that I come to think of it, I DO have a box of champagne truffles, and they have white chocolate on them...and they are yummy! The champagne better be real because they cost a fortune, and are one of my weaknesses!