random tuesday thoughts

i found this on some other ladies page. she is the un mom! and she is superfantabulastic! so go check her out. she does this weekly post called random tuesday thoughts.

i liked it. so i did it. but i'm going to limit myself to a time frame because i can get pretty deep into randomness. so i'm going to give myself 60 seconds to jot down the top random thoughts going through my head at this moment. i'm setting a timer and whether i stop at 60 seconds or not...well you'll never know so...

let the wild rumpus randomness start:

chocolate sounds mighty fucking good right now.

one of my clients walked in today with water all over the back of her pants. i hope it was water.

i adore my new scarf. but going to old navy is going to be very bad for my health.

i got up and got that chocolate.

i'm now eating it.

yummm.

i'm currently googling "12 step programs for google addicts." i'll post what i find.

i need a good week-long nap.

i painted my ladies' fingernails teal today. i just got an e mail from her teacher saying that her fingernails were distracting her. teal fingernail polish. holy wind sweeping down the plains what was i thinking?

i need to clean up my workstation.

i paid 2 dollars for a "free" dress day. what the fuck?

i look haute in my brown turtleneck. just a warning.

i am going to starbucks after work to try every flavor that i have seen you people blog about in the last week. i have had starbucks a total of big fat 1 times in my entire life and it was a delish mint chocolate chip thingy with a double shot of whatever. i don't even remember the week before or after. i simply remember minty goodness.

maybe i should just order a double shot of whatever?

people think i'm stronger than i am. just let me fucking cry, ok?

i hate dora. [enough said]

i just popped a piece of white chocolate in my mouth and was not prepared for white chocolate. it's like when you take a big fat drink of orange juice and you end up with milk. immediate spit out.

my computer monitor is now covered in white chocolate.

i have a dance move. it's called rubber legs. yes, i have danced it in public. yes, it made people laugh and clap...not because it's a kickasstastic dance move, but because it was funny & entertaining.

does anyone really know what a "ham steak" is? because i don't. and i think i prefer my steak in a form that doesn't dispute that it came from a cow, made it to the steak house grill and needs no sauce in order for me to gobble that shit down.