woes. wbw. wordful wednesday. woot!

i'll get to all my wednesday loveliness in un momento. as for this moment i must talk about my day so far. and it's barely 10 am. [insert long lengthy sigh here...on second thought, maybe not! even though i'm preeetttttty sure i brushed my teeth this morning, i'm not 100% sure so just to be safe...]

woke up @ 5:25 with the alarm blaring. went to bed at 10:30 last night people which is like wayyyyyy early for this emotional wreck so...decided i should get at least 1 more hour of sleep before waking up to start my day. shut off the alarm, set a new alarm on my wonderful bb and lay back down in bed on the heating pad [yes my back is killing me lately!] which felt awesomely awesome and went back to sleep. sounds pleasant right??

nooooooooooooooo way! apparently my adorable bb decided that it was going to just shut OFF because hey, i had it in bed with me [so that i could well, you know...maybe HEAR it without it waking up my entire house] and who knew a heating pad would shoot the battery with an electric charge that kills.the.battery.instantly? seriously people...did you know? because i did not. boo on myself for not using mi cabeza. memo to myself: heating pad + cell phone = dead battery. luckily it does not require replacement but even if it did, it'd be under warranty so whatev. i'm just uber excited to have my phone working now.

so because my heating pad decided to kill my bb in my sleep, i did not rouse until 7:45 am. hellooooo. this is completely.unacceptable. my first client? arrives at 7 am. my ladies' bus? arrives at 7:16 am. was i awake? nooooo. were the ladies awake? noooooo. [of course not. because the first rule of childhood is to always be up at the ass crack of dawn for cartoons on the weekend and never wake up at all to get ready for school during the week!]

amidst the clients pouring in, i am trying to get 2 lovely ladies dressed, [because who wants to make the dream of showing up at school naked a reality???] fed, [obviously they weren't in time for breakfast @ school. hmph!] do their hair, [because my lovely ladies do NOT go to school looking like they didn't wake up on time.] and checklist homework, [we don't have a dog to blame that one on] check! backpacks? check! & lunches. shit. lunches...uh....no time to pack lunches. check...book. =(

now i'm trying to find a way to get them to school. because sir g isn't going to do it [he's still pissed at me from an argument from last night when apparently i let my anxiety take over my entire world and i went into what i like to refer to as: bitch.fest.mode.] and i had clients waiting for my immediate attention so i sure couldn't do it...

enters the best-friend-from-high-school-turned-client-who's-children-just-so-happen-to-go-to-the-same-school-that-my-ladies-attend. thank you rebecca. i love you endlessly for taking my ladies to school today. =)

problem solved. now i can breathe. let's move on with my day, smile and say: it could've been worse!

and now wbw this idea comes from stacia & jax!:

myself & lady o ~ 2 days old. 5/2002

wow. we were so tiny back then!

lady o was only 8 lbs.

i was only 152 lbs. size 10. oh how i wish wish wish!

[boobs? still a size G! jeezum crowe!]

this idea comes from cassie over @ my life with kids!:

assignment: 6 words to describe your entire life.

my 6 words:

i have and will continue surviving.

wow. deep. so, what 6 words would you use to desribe your life from birth up to the age you are today??