random tuesday thoughts

i found this on the un mom's page!!! and she is superfantabulastic! so go check her out. she does this weekly post called random tuesday thoughts.

i liked it. so i did it. but i'm going to limit myself to a time frame because i can get pretty deep into randomness. so i'm going to give myself 60 seconds to jot down the top random thoughts going through my head at this moment. i'm setting a timer and whether i stop at 60 seconds or not...well you'll never know so...

let the wild rumpus randomness start:

i am totally not.normal. i have come to accept this.

i'm super happy this has finally been "released". [2 weeks til the album. totally psyched!!!]

men, in general, are a conundrum.

where the hell is a dart when you find the perfect face to use for a board?

there is something just downright sick & creepy about yo gabba gabba. [this has nothing to do with the freak jack black who guest starred.] seriously people. watch.

the only thing creepier than yo gabba gabba is that i know about it.

i fucking love this chick. her initals are keb...lol

now that everyone is back to school...no time to get pretty in the mornings. =(

i know what i'm getting for my birthday. and it totally.rocks.

it's pink.

it's compact.

it rocks. guess?

i heart wife swap but have seen every episode.

i want to get rid of fb/myspace/linkedin/etc. any thoughts?

back.pain.

i totally love my blackberry!!!!!

saltwater taffy isn't really any different than taffy.

a little tequila makes anything fun...

balloon boy had me in tears. fuckers!

nerdalicious. apparently everyone i know thinks this is moi. niiiiiiice.

need the caramel apple spice. =(

free relationship advice sites make me laugh/gag. i'm unsure which one it does more.

on a stick!

was in bed by 9:30 last night. was unable to function this am as result of getting adequate sleep. what the fuck?

these up and down freezing to hottt days are for the birds. pick a temp and stick to it. geez. my nose can't take all this shit!

last but not least: if you don't laugh at this guy. something is fucking wrong with you.